You thought sex toys were just a modern invention of the last few decades? That's a big mistake. In fact, the history of human exploration of "self-pleasure" can be traced back to 28,000 years ago - yes, at that time people were still hunting and gathering, but they were already carving shapes...especially "interesting" stones.
Let's review this evolution of sex toys from weird to wild.
Originated in the Stone Age: Carved Desire
Archaeologists once discovered a stone penis in Europe that is 28,000 years old and is made up of multiple fragments. It is about 20 cm long and has a blushingly straightforward shape. Although some people believe that such objects may be used in religious ceremonies, from the appearance...everyone knows its true purpose.
Obviously, the pursuit of sexual pleasure by humans is as old as creativity.
Oriental Wonders: Luxurious "Portable Pleasure Devices" in Ancient Times
In the ancient East, people not only invented dildos made of jade or bronze, but also placed them in burial objects, implying that they could have the continuation of desire and "qi" in the afterlife. Some tombs even unearthed prostheses specially made for "certain parts", indicating that people at that time had a deeper understanding of sex than we imagined.
In these ancient cultures, sex is not only a physiological need, but also closely related to life energy and feng shui beliefs.
Western fermentation: Can bread be used?
Some cultures in the ancient West were more "food and sex". They made dildos with bronze, leather, and even...bread. Yes, bread. In some areas, it even has a specific name and totemic meaning.
Although we don't recommend using this "environmentally friendly material" today, we have to say that this idea is indeed frugal and bold.
Disguised pleasure: "massage tools" in the 20th century
Entering modern civilization, sex toys face more social and moral restrictions. So, they put on the cloak of "health" and "beauty", and transformed into "local slimming devices", "blood circulation devices" or "scalp care sticks".
These multifunctional devices have a lot of "additional accessories". The instructions for use seem serious, but they are full of mysteries. Anyone with a discerning eye can see: How can this be just a massage?
Liberate the body: Masturbation is no longer shameful
In the 1970s, with the rise of the sexual liberation movement, people began to face the legitimacy of masturbation and sexual pleasure. Sex toys gradually faded from the identity of "underground items" and were called "personal aids", and even appeared in public seminars.
The design of sex toys at this stage began to pay more attention to the user's physiological structure and comfort experience, rather than a single gender perspective.
Cute invasion: You think it is a toy, but it is actually a "play" tool
In order to circumvent legal review, some brands began to design vibrators to look like harmless shapes such as animals, fruits and vegetables, lollipops, etc., with bright colors, and even look like children's toys. But don't get it wrong!
These "disguise models" not only protect privacy, but also symbolize a new design trend - making sex no longer shameful, but a manifestation of self-care.
Smart era: tongue kiss simulator connected to APP
Nowadays, sex toys have entered the smart era. Suckers, tongue simulation devices, thermal vibrators, remote-controlled sex toys... can even be connected to APP synchronously to achieve remote interaction.
Technology has not only changed the way of communication, but also completely changed our sexual experience.
The future of sex: Are you ready?
From stone, bread, metal, to micro robots and artificial intelligence - human imagination of sex has never stopped and will never stop. Today, everyone can find a toy that belongs to them, whether you are alone, in a long-distance relationship, or want to explore new experiences with your partner.
The history of sex toys is a secret and brilliant record of civilization. It tells us: the pursuit of pleasure should not be covered by shame, but a choice worthy of respect and celebration.
Which period of history surprised you the most?
Speak up in the comments, maybe you are better at playing than the ancients
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